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God Rest Ye, Merry Gentleman..

Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Short Story, Wine, Writing, tagged , , , , on December 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »

The ram lowers its head and charges.
Pieces of sheep soar majestically into the air as I gun the motor, throw back my head and roar my defiance. The whey faced shepherd stares, horrified as the legless trunk loops into the passenger seat, the satanic yellow eyes still open, the image of the onrushing Bentley insignia [...]

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The Race – Part II

Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Satire, Short Story, Writing, tagged , , , on September 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

“You’re looming again Peregrine, I will not tolerate being loomed over…”
Great Aunt Augustine, as grimly determined to hang on to her vast fortune and crumbling estate as she is reluctant to see her only living heir prosper. One hundred and seven years old, patrician, perfectionst and practically blind, she is equipped with a monocle screwed [...]

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