A superlative feast of eggs, rashers and toast being dispatched, the Manchester Guardian freshly ironed in the pantry, the banter with Molly, a giggle and a promise of something hot for tea.
I am resplendent in Colonel Cormorant’s finest, canary yellow vest, black coat, hunt buttons, the boots gleaming, crop smartly tapping as I stride briskly [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Breakfast’
First Blood
Posted in Comedy, Food, Humor, Humour, Satire, Writing, tagged Breakfast, fox, hunting, rashers on July 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Perry Goes to Disneyland
Posted in Food, Satire, Wine, tagged Assam, Breakfast, Champagne, Custoza, Orlando on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
As assignments go. this one was about as welcome as a warm beer, god only knows why the editor decided to send me to write about Disney’s Magic Kingdom – a petty act of revenge perhaps for the mysterious disappearance of the magnum of Bollinger from his office – he should know I can’t abide [...]
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