The ram lowers its head and charges.
Pieces of sheep soar majestically into the air as I gun the motor, throw back my head and roar my defiance. The whey faced shepherd stares, horrified as the legless trunk loops into the passenger seat, the satanic yellow eyes still open, the image of the onrushing Bentley insignia [...]
Archive for December, 2008
God Rest Ye, Merry Gentleman..
Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Short Story, Wine, Writing, tagged Bentley, Calvados, Doberman, Glendronach, Oliver Sweeney on December 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Love Me, Love, My God!
Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Short Story, Writing, tagged Amontillado, Armagnac, Earl Grey on December 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Miss Lavinia Letitia Lamont, ‘Topsy’ to her friends. I roll the name around my tongue, savouring the clipped consonants and flowing vowels. Never has a daughter so graceful, been born to a father so dull. The Major as he was known to every Tom, Dick and Harry in the shires, liked to brag of his [...]
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