“You’re looming again Peregrine, I will not tolerate being loomed over…”
Great Aunt Augustine, as grimly determined to hang on to her vast fortune and crumbling estate as she is reluctant to see her only living heir prosper. One hundred and seven years old, patrician, perfectionst and practically blind, she is equipped with a monocle screwed [...]
Archive for September, 2008
The Race – Part II
Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Satire, Short Story, Writing, tagged Doberman, Earl Grey, Laphroaig, Lapsang Souchong on September 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Race – Part I
Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humor, Satire, Short Story, Writing, tagged Bugatti, Glendronach, Pauillac, Soho on September 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This splendidly chilly Autumn day, sun wearily lighting the cobbles, the mews ringing with the sound of a powerful engine spluttering into life. The type 35 Bugatti, painstakingly restored, coughs, chokes and dies. The clatter of spanners flung and bastard bloody Bertie red faced and foul phrased, venting his spleen.
Sliding into ‘The Royal Oak’ for [...]
A Winter’s Tale
Posted in Comedy, Fiction, Humor, Short Story, Writing, tagged cloves, ghost, gothic, pheasant, Stilton on September 7, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The Stilton, pungent and creamy, melted into my palate like mist, crackers roughing up the tongue, a generous slug of Armagnac clearing the stage for a second, prolonged assault.
“Ghosts!” I roared, “Never heard such bloody nonsense – the only spirit I know is the one that disappears …down Merry’s gullet!”
Laughter rolled extravagantly round the table, [...]
